Aprill in Tattoo-land
Reporter gives her take on getting tattoo
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Is there anything I won't do for a story?
Well, yes, actually. But luckily, I don't think my editors would ever require me to swallow a live goldfish. A dead one, maybe. But never a live one.
Other than that, however, there is surprisingly little I'm not willing to attempt. So when the powers-that-be decided that we were going to do a special tattoo issue for the M3, all eyes were on me to be the assigned reporter to actually get a tattoo and then write about it. It went something like this:
Editors: "Hey, we should do a tattoo issue of the M3."
Me: "Oh, oh, oh! Can I get one and write about it!? Please? It'd be so AWESOME! PLEASE!?!"
Editors: "Um ... OK."
And here we are.
Now, I'd been thinking of getting a tattoo for quite awhile. (Well, technically a "second" tattoo. But considering I got the first when I was 22 and it probably has a good shot at getting into the "Guinness Book of World Records" for Smallest Tattoo Ever, this would be my first "real" tattoo). So I already had an inkling (pun COMPLETELY intended) of what I wanted to get.
Much serious deliberating (and many happy hour drinks) later, I settled on getting the word "muchness" on my wrist. According to Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (look at me, doing research and junk) the definition of muchness is the quality or state of being great. But the reason why this word resonated so deeply with me was a quote in the recent "Alice in Wonderland" movie. In one of the scenes, the Mad Hatter tells Alice: "You used to be much ... muchier. You've lost your muchness."
Now, I've never been accused of losing my muchness (if anything, I'm accused of being too much), but I wanted a permanent reminder to always stay true to myself.
So, armed with my concept, I headed down to In The Skin Tattoo & Piercing where tattoo artist Gayle "Tatatouille" Austin was waiting with needle in hand and a maniacal laughter erupting from her throat (OK, technically that last bit is what we in the media call an outright lie ... it was more like a demonic laugh).
Now in the interest of real, hard-hitting, investigative journalism, I must admit that if I deeply examine what I was feeling right before that needle went into my skin, it was pretty much a "pee in your pants and start sucking your thumb" level of scaredy-catness. Luckily, Gayle, demonic laugh aside, is a true professional and one of the friendliest people on the planet, thus bringing my anxiety to a more appropriate "just broke Mom's favorite vase" level. And I knew I had to ink or wim (Ha! See what I did there?).
And now comes the part where everyone wants to know, "Did it hurt?" To which let me respond "Are you freaking nuts? Of course it hurt!"
Now, did it hurt as bad as childbirth? I don't know. I've never had a child (much to the relief of Child Protective Services, I'm sure). But if childbirth feels like a needle repeatedly going in and out of your skin at a rapid pace, then yes, it hurt as bad as childbirth.
But I got through it, thanks in big part to the ever-calm Gayle, who distracted me with good conversation and told me "Yeah, it hurts. But it makes you feel alive, doesn't it?"
It does. Better yet, once it's over, a sense of euphoria washed over me, especially once I saw that the tattoo turned out beautifully. It was exactly what I was picturing.
Granted, I do have some fears that once my skin starts to wrinkle, I may get a lot of questions such as "Grandma, why do you have the word 'munchies' on your wrist?" But I take solace in the fact that at least I'll always know what it means.
And that's pretty much the point of a tattoo. We get them not for the sake of others, but strictly for ourselves. Already, I've gotten some weird looks and people asking me "Muchness? Really?" with the same tone of voice they'd ask the question "You stabbed yourself in the forehead with a big knife on purpose? Really?"
But that's OK. The muchness in me can take it.
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Congrats on the tat and the lovely, well written story. Nice job Aprill!
August 14, 2010 at 7:39 p.m.Tattooing is an art form, I'll give you that. I've seen some beautiful tats & some down right hideous ones. Bottom line is, what you are doing is permanent & not only will it age (badly) but it most likely will lose whatever meaning it had when it was originally done & then you are stuck with a sagging, wrinkled, faded tattoo that no longer applies to who you are. Just imagine for a second, before you get it, how it could affect your kids in the future. Who wants to have their dad walk them to class with a tear drop tattoo, F***k You or naked ladies tattooed on them? (I saw a dad with a naked lady tattooed on him at a garage sale there, very graphically naked, very visible, saw a guy with the expletive tattooed on his neck & more tear drops than I care to count). Think people, not in this moment in time, but to the future, before you permenantly place something visible to others on your body.
Muchness, really? You could have done that with a Sharpie & will probably wish that you had later on. That is not art, IMO.
What's up with the garish neck line tattoos girls are getting these days? Girls, heads up, in about 20 years your neckline is going to be a few inches lower & God forbid you get a job that frowns on visible tattoos, can you imagine wearing a turtle neck in August in Texas?
August 8, 2010 at 10:12 p.m.Let me guess, most of you are on the North side of forty and you are positively aghast that sort of poppycock, nay, balderdash, is allowed in your morning paper. I'm just glad the creaky old lot of you are kept busy posting your valuable little nuggets of wisdom here and not having to peruse the rest of that decadence that is the 21st century.
August 8, 2010 at 4:59 p.m.anxious - CHECK AND MATE!
Well done!
August 8, 2010 at 3:57 p.m.You must have a limited understanding of the world around you since you only write about yourself. Go to the Salvation Army and serve others. Volunteer in the arts. Then maybe I'll want to read an article about you. Do you not see better ways to spend money in these hard economic times?
August 8, 2010 at 3:50 p.m.why is this person a recurring subject matter in vicad stories ?
August 8, 2010 at 2:32 p.m.This is stupid
August 8, 2010 at 1:39 a.m.Well, I'm at least grateful Aprill chose to be inked with a literary allusion instead of something garish, like a skull on a motorcycle spitting blood. I must say I'm surprised she didn't get her new husband's nickname needled. What is it she calls him? My Sweet Baboo?
August 7, 2010 at 1:16 a.m.Amen BOstinks!!! Coverage of the Little League All Star tournaments held at the sports complex here in Victoria would have been awesome! We even called to ask for coverage. We were told they were short-handed as everyone was on vacation. Must have been the day the teenage wanna be got her tattoo.
August 6, 2010 at 8:37 p.m.The Advocate's sports section has dwindled to next to nothing, but the Advocate has room for this?
August 6, 2010 at 7 p.m.As Archie Bunker would have said, "stifle it Advocate", not Edith in this case. Space taking article for real stories that you, the Advocate, will not get from the wire services because that will cause Roberts to pay money, eh?
August 6, 2010 at 6:23 p.m.Really???? This is worth reporting on???? Grow up Aprill Brandon. This isn't Seventeen Magazine!
August 6, 2010 at 4:58 p.m.Those who make comments just want attention...LOL
August 6, 2010 at 2:44 p.m.Those who get tats just want attention...
August 6, 2010 at 9:49 a.m.jared- by the way, the Catholic's don't have "temples"; merely man-made structures beautified for aesthetics purposes in aiding in the worship of God. yet, our bodies are God-made, therefore are true temples worthy of respect, honor and dignity.
August 6, 2010 at 9:34 a.m.while i agree that people should keep their comments to themselves if they disagree with someone's choices, i totally agree that this was NOT WORTHY OF A STORY. if we want others to mind their own business, then we should keep our business off the pages of the paper...THIS IS NOT NEWSWORTHY and in my opinion, not well-written.
August 6, 2010 at 9:27 a.m.Aprill, don't you know your body is a temple...? Food for thought on my three: as a Catholic, our temples are heavily and heavenly decorated filled with all kinds of art!
August 6, 2010 at 9:25 a.m.Zero, nobody made you read the story. Take your negativity somewhere else.
August 6, 2010 at 8:53 a.m.Bravo SuperJeighty!!! I agree with your comment 100%.
August 6, 2010 at 8:42 a.m.Well lol...I really don't know what to say about this article...I mean really?
August 6, 2010 at 7:24 a.m.What I think is sad is why anyone cares what anyone else wants to do to their body. Just because YOU don't like it, that doesn't make it sad, wrong, silly, or stupid.
I don't like American Idol. I think it's sad, stupid, and silly. But am I going to have a problem with people who love it? Not in the least. Just because I don't like it, i'm not going to rain on the parades of people who do love it. Do you know what an *expletive deleted* I would feel like insulting someone in the way you have attempted to insult Aprill and other members of your community? I would slap my own mouth before I said something like this to anyone about their appearance.
My family members approve not one bit of any of my piercings or tattoos. They let this be known to me every time I see them. So, I started givng as good as I got. I insulted their hair, their clothes, their furniture, their accents, so on and so forth, every time we spoke. By the time it was all over with, they felt like real jackholes. Going out of your way to deliberately insult someone's body art is acceptable for some reason. But if we all started insulting each other based on other superficialities, it would make you think twice about being okay with degrading a person for their outer appearance.
There's no difference between commenting on a person's tattoos and telling strangers how ugly their haircut is or how grossly fat they are. If someone came up to you and told you how sad you were for wearing such an ugly shirt, you'd think, "How rude! In any case, why do they care what i'm wearing? It's MY shirt, back off." So unless you want me to follow you around while you shop, eat, or watch television, and make nasty comments about your choices, maybe you should take a step back. It's okay to have opinions, but to be so rude and insulting as you have been to people's faces like this is a different story. You're deliberately trying to hurt people. I hope no one treats you in the same fashion about your own personal choices that affect no one but yourself.
August 6, 2010 at 4:50 a.m.Sad all around. Sad that the VA thinks this is news. Sad that anyone needs to ink gibberish on their body in order to feel better about themselves. Sad that Hepatitis C is so much more likely to be present in your body. Sad, sad and more sad. I wonder if "muchness" is going to be real word in a few years so that your wrist will instantly bring insight to those who see it. Or maybe not. Very sad day.
August 6, 2010 at 1:56 a.m.Aprill, think of this.
August 5, 2010 at 11:37 p.m.After you lose your first tooth you’re headed towards the wrong end of the tattoo to tooth ratio.
That’s the ratio Pathologist use to calculate the social ranking of the subject at hand. Really, ask one.
"Much serious deliberating (and many happy hour drinks) later..."
It sorta begs the question: Does anyone ever do this sober?
August 5, 2010 at 8:34 p.m.What a nerd.
August 5, 2010 at 7:05 p.m.