LocalGirl – Stop it!!! Don't give them any ideas.That might force GOP_LoveChild to bring TMichaelsMoustache out of retirement.
I can see these stories as the beginning of the next series: "Fatal Fish Funnel" or "The big one that got away" or "Don't count your fishes before they're gaffed."
Thank you editorial board, this brings the total number of articles about the one that got away up to at least four. I think you should devote an entire section in Sunday's paper to this.
Is there anything else happening around the area besides some upset fishermen?