Kyle...I think I need one of those catalogs. Just to read the articles, you understand.

KyleC - BWAHAHAHA!

See, you're looking in the wrong place. While they may be eye candy, these ladies (?) in the catalogs just have no class. Or maybe it's the costume manufacturers that have no class. Either way, it doesn't take much imagination to look slutty these days, I suppose.

Now, I would suggest to these women that they would be better off making their own costumes. For example, I went to a party last year as a mad scientist (yeah, a stretch, I know...)With a wild white wig and fake white mustache and bushy eyebrows; throw in my own lab coat, a few test tubes and a piece of a molecular model from my own kit i have had for many years, and *VOILA* there ya have it. Oh, I forgot - my own industrial-size mug decorated with the periodic chart and a slightly askew shirt and tie, and I was the hit of the party.....well, sort of.

My dad went as the Wizard of Id (don't ask) and constructed his costume from a glow-in-the-dark tee shirt and an old costume witch's hat and walking stick. Total cost of both costumes: around $20.00. Not falling for the shopping frenzy that appears this time of year: priceless. Not getting taken to jail when the cops got called to the party:oh, nevermind. But a good time was had by all.

Hope this halloween will be as much fun. I plan to go as a hippie chick. Yep, another real stretch. But I already have all the necessary items....my bellbottoms, a paisley blouse, a groovy headband, peace jewelry, my Southern Comfort, my "Janis" glasses.....oh, yeah.

Gonna be great!!!

I like the Survivor loser idea! As a kid, we couldn't afford costumes and my mother was not creative so Halloween was not what it should have been...ever...in my childhood days. Needless to say, as an adult, I dress up and have fun every year. Oh, and I'm well past 24...lol.

From looking at halloween costume catalogs (yes my life is very fulfilling, thank you very much) the ladies seem to have quite the choice of outfits this year from zombie slut, vampire, slut, werewolf whore (optional slut costume), skeleton slut and or any combination of tv, movie, novels and music themed sluttery.

I read the catalog several times to bring you this information.