Filing claims about living conditions are not OK
Editor, the Advocate:
The night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Not true! I had several mice in my old, run-down trailer house. But I did have a roof over my head and a bed to sleep in.
Someone filed a claim against me living in an old, run-down trailer. Thanks a lot. They do not know that I have been living in a very nice home for three months.
Also, someone filed a complaint that I needed to bathe. Thanks a lot. That is not body odor you smelled; it was gas from eating lots of red beans. Beans are noted to form a lot of gas. Thanks a lot. I will not eat so many beans from now on.
I cannot live in an old trailer, and I have to quit eating so many beans. Are we living in Russia? I bet they do eat beans in Russia.
Thank you so very much. Better cut down on beans yourself. You have body odor!
Dorothy G. Wilson, Seadrift