I hear the new trimmers are just as cheap, and they throw in bowl at no extra cost.

I get my hair cut daily, right after my shampoo, when I brush it. Other than what I remove from my hairbrush, I honestly do not recall the last time I sat down for a haircut, paid or otherwise. I tried cutting it for a few years, but it kept growing back......I just brush it, pull it back and go about my business. I do go out of my way to not try to frighten anyone between the time I awaken daily, and I brush it back and tie it........

Wow...Billy is still cheap!

Costs me nine bucks plus an extra dollar for the camaraderie.

Once a month I go to Floyd's bar--I mean, Billy's place on Main Street. If you want a good cut for a very reasonable price and talk about baseball and whatever else is going on, you can't sit in a better chair.