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The Chronicles of Cleric: Act 1: Scene 1
By cleric in And Baby Makes Seven
January 4, 2006

(Insert WWE style entrance music)

Thank you, thank you. You may all be seated.

Morph Speaks to Zion

Some of you may recognize the name from the comments section most of the current bloggers, especially CJ and her evil posts about food that made me need a bib from drooling so much. gives menacing glare to CJ

It seems such topics as politics, nature, music and experiences in the military (to name a few) have been covered in other blogs. What I want to bring to the family of bloggers is a slice of parenting, a dash of geek, some advice, and a heaping glob of entertainment.

I do not want to say anything over there again ———->

So let me just introduce the cast and crew that make up The Chronicles of Cleric.


Here is Mason - codename Link a.k.a. The Tortilla Terrorist with a shot of his latest hit. This image on file obtained by the FBI was taken at Great Gram's (my grandmother) over the Christmas holiday. He is nine years old and is also believed to go by the alias of 'Mini Me'.



Up next is Jade - codename Princess - a.k.a. The Ear Assassin. Although highly intelligent she has a medical condition called "Cannotbequiettosaveherlifeitus" which causes her not understand various forms of the the phrase "That's enough" which there is not a known cure. She is seven years old and believed to go by the name 'P.I.T.A.' at times.


Rounding out the crew is Ethan - codename Baby Bird a.k.a. The Cereal Assassin who is shown here in another FBI file image that was obtained over the Christmas holiday as well. He is four years old and is believed to go by the alias of 'New Mommy Bait'.



Every story needs a hero, and since I couldn't find one you'll just have to settle for me. This is me when I am not jacked into the Matrix hunting blue pills wanting to be extracted. I'd also like to get the meaning behind my name out of the way as it always raises questions. The name Cleric is from another of my favorite movies and has no relation to any religious belief or affiliation.

I would love to go over some more details but the squiddies have got a lock on me so I must jack out and charge the EMP. If you need me, just send me a message and I will respond as soon as I can.


May the force serve you well.