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Greeting Cards Hallmark Needs to Create
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There are occasions that just cry out for a greeting card and yet the creators haven't filled that void. Here are some examples:
I know someone, who on her twenty-fifth wedding anniversary, her husband came home and told her that he didn't love her any more and wanted a divorce. So, where is that card:
Your lousy spouse dumped you
and his timing stinks, too.
Get a great, tough lawyer,
and sue him till his blue.
How about when you find yourself late for work: Hey, boss, I'm sorry to be late, my babysitter didn't show. Had to wait at home for my mate, he wasn't understanding, you know. Even though I bring home the bacon, and can cook it up a pan, he thinks his job is number one. Oh, and by the way, I'm not your "Hon."
How about a card for the time your best friend has finally become aware of what a crummy person she has been dating: Thank goodness, you've dumped him. (What else can be said?)
No, I am not a poet, so come on Hallmark, there is a great need out there for those occasions when we can't find the right card.
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Yeah, I have some cards for some choice people and situations.
No can post here...;)
November 2, 2009 at 1:34 p.m.