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Amber has hot car of the week, Kelli has ugly car of the week, so I decided I need a special segment as well. Ok, not really, but when I saw this I thought this would be a great way to start out.

Welcome to the "Eww Files." (That is "eww" as in gross, disgusting, rancid, horrible, not to be confused with "ewe" which is a fully grown female sheep.)

So with the formalities out of the way, let the hurling begin.

Eww File Case #00010
Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick

Eww Factor: 10 (out of a possible 10 Eww point rating system)

Ok, let's see what we have here. You have sausage, wrapped in pancake batter. You think that would be enough, right? Ok, I'm with you so far. I'm a fan of corndogs, so I'm not grossed out yet. And I like the mixture of the sausage and pancake flavor, it's kinda like a McGriddle. But no, wait. That isn't enough for the mad scientists and Jimmy Dean, for they have decided to take breakfast to the extreme and add chocolate chips to the pancake mix. For some reason that concoction is as appealing as an old chancla on a stick. Only one word for that, eww.

And my research shows they also have this in blueberry as well. Don't know yet how I feel about that. I like blueberries, but will I like them on a stick?

Until next time.

* Chancla - old sandal or flip-flop