• My favorite is: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

    Coolgranny: I liked Walker, Texas Ranger. Especially when for no reason he would just walk in a room and start kicking in doors.
    Congrats on setting up your computer! Hope you put that $50 to good use. Thanks for reading my blog and column.

    March 12, 2009 at 12:07 p.m.

  • Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.

    March 12, 2009 at 11:32 a.m.

  • Good guys do wear white hats except for his sidekick. My boys loved that show. I endured.
     My real reason to comment is to thank CJ for the techno confidence builder. I actually put the PC back together all by myself when we moved. It helped that it was color coded, but I had never noticed. The GEEK squad put it up the first time. I won $50 off the hub also. He figured I'd fry it by putting this doohickey into the wrong whatchamacallit. Color coding really helped. I really enjoy your columns, you too Aprill.

    March 12, 2009 at 9:49 a.m.

  • The only person who can kill Chuck Chuck Norris. And even then he doesn't die.

    March 12, 2009 at 9:38 a.m.