-you stop at a light and look to your right and see a corner store. Upon second look, you realize that you are looking through the under side of a jacked-up pick-up truck with a bumper sticker that reads "I %#@$ on Fords" which is next to some wild life sticker translating that a hunter is in the vehicle.
-you see people using Navarro as a drag to show their car when they first get a driver license.
-you turn on the city council TV station for giggles and entertainment.
-you see a man walking down the street and everybody knows him as "Pepper."
-you go to Church and afterward grab an IHOP, only to see half the city eating in the same place.
-you hear Joe Friar on the air offering free tickets to Schlitterbahn and you always wait through commercials to hear the "Stupid News."
-Kamin Furniture is having a special sale, every weekend.
-the same store location has been a hamburger joint, coffee drive thru, and a quick cash place.
-you constantly hear Port Lavaca is "booming."
-the Country Club is a pass thru to get from Main to Navarro.
-you wonder how many times a club can change its brand or name.
-Dora comes to town and the entire city is standing in line to see her.
-you consider opening a chupacabra guided hunting company.
-airplanes have ice on the wings and the only way to melt the ice is for the sun to come up.
-a new restaurant opens and it becomes the place to be for six months.
-a spa franchise has its headquarter's here and no one believes you.
-everyone knows what you mean when you say you are a "DeTar baby."
-it is so humid outside that you have to squeegee your windows to see out of them to drive.
Did I miss any? Have a great and relaxful weekend! The greatest thing about Victoria is that it is a family town, spend time with loved ones!
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