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Ummm, yea.

Here is what I am doing.

I am going to:

Cowboy up

Kiss mud

Climb the Berlin wall

Walk the plank

Take an artic enema

Bale bonds

Climb through a boa constrictor

Conquer the hay bale pyramid

Run through the trenches

Weave through the devil’s beard

Climb the spider’s web

Leap over and crawl under logs

Make it through the mud mile

Dodge gators in the swamp

Make it over another Berlin wall

Tread through tall weeds, water, and sludge

Charge Normandy beach head

Log leaping

Jumpin’ bales

Take a guess

Balancing act over water

Climb a muddy cliffhanger

Monkey around on the bars over water

Use a robe bridge

Walk through fire

Swim through under water tunnels

Climb Mt. Everest

And if all that was not enough,

Run through a shocker.

Thank you Brackenridge Recreation Complex and the Lavaca-Navidad River Authority for hosting this event that will separate men from boys as I wear a tutu and conquer this challenge on team "Bone Crushing Ballerinas."


Other than that, my weekend will be pretty normal.