Blogs » J.Q. Tomanek of Victoria » Top Five Things to do this weekend if you are too wimpy for the Tough Mudder


  1. Come up with excuses why you couldn’t be there. Some include: not planning, not knowing, not in shape, too old, my nails, my beard…

  2. Go to a children’s playground that has the rubberized platforms. Those are safe.

  3. Put a jacket, scarf, and insulated boots on; we would not want you to get a sniffle.

  4. Go to the doctor and get checked for the “wimp” gene.

  5. Stay inside. It is dangerously exciting in life.

So what are you doing this weekend?