• TIM: Obama needs to watch out, some of his chapped "special people" beefin' about his "unfulfilled campaign promises" might be SWATTIN' HIS FLY. OH, did you hear about those two spiders? The were eyein' each others fly.

    June 19, 2009 at 12:20 a.m.

  • PETA actually didn't seem too horrified in their official comment, but I'm sure somewhere in a Virginia office Ingrid Newkirk and Alex Pacheco are shaking their fists.

    Truancy officers will usually have no comment when kids with important parents don't go to school, but even less when the parents are conversely unimportant. Just ask Lars Frederiksen's high school in Campbell, CA. I bet they told him that by dropping out he would accomplish nothing in life.

    Jon and Kate's woes are there to make everyone realize what a stupid idea it is to have 8 children and then make the already more difficult than usual task of raising said children even worse by televising their everyday life.

    There will never be a decent conversation about Korea, Iran, or Detroit because most people who want to have a conversation about any of the three have never been there. Those that have viewed the place through a tourist's lens and didn't stay long enough to go hungry, be stoned, or lose the Stanley Cup to the Penguins. CHEATED, I TELLS YA!

    We keep ourselves dumb because it's easier that way. Why worry about race relations or women's rights when you can lustfully watch a woman of any ethnicity undulating and gyrating in less clothing than is acceptable for service at a McDonald's?

    Don't mind me, I'm a young smartass at heart... I will always reply to your posts in a flatteringly copy-cat manner.

    June 18, 2009 at 11:05 p.m.