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As I was riding my bike through the Lone Tree Biking/Walking Trail, I passed the time by trying to come up some traits of a right-winger, borrowing the Jeff Foxworthy “You might be redneck” theme.

1.You might be a right-winger if you think global warming is a hoax created by Al Gore.

2.You might be a right-winger if you think President Obama is a Muslim, Socialist and not a citizen.

3.You might be a right-winger, if you think Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Bill O’Rielly, and Sean Hannity are credible journalist.

4.You might be a right-winger, if you really think Fox News is “Fair and balanced.”

5.You might be a right-winger, if you think “Roe v Wade was wrongly decided.

6.You might be a right-winger, if you think that any opposing coverage of your view point is due to the media’s liberal bias.

7.You might be a right-winger, if the only negotiable instrument you want; can be packed inside a nuclear warhead.

8.You might be a right-winger if peace, apologizing, and negotiating, are signs of weakness.

9.You might be a right-winger if you support a federal constitution ban on gay-marriage.

10.You might be a right-winger if you think the Geneva Convention is for sissies.

11.You might be a right-winger, if you shout “Support the troops” unless it’s John Kerry, John Murtha or Max Cleland.

12.You might be a right-winger if you preach “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” but vilify the ones that do, by calling them a” community organizer or a racist” in a mocking manner.

13.You might be a right-winger if you think liberals and illegal immigrants are the root of everything evil and wrong in the United States.

14.You might be a right-winger if you believe the only unjustifiable shootings are the ones where the criminal suspect lives.

15.You might be a right-winger if you get really angry over the content in this post, and follow up with a line-by-line rebuttal.

Nothing wrong with being a right-winger because it just means you are a member of a right wing political party.