As I was riding my bike through the Lone Tree Biking/Walking Trail, I passed the time by trying to come up some traits of a right-winger, borrowing the Jeff Foxworthy “You might be redneck” theme.
1.You might be a right-winger if you think global warming is a hoax created by Al Gore.
2.You might be a right-winger if you think President Obama is a Muslim, Socialist and not a citizen.
3.You might be a right-winger, if you think Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Bill O’Rielly, and Sean Hannity are credible journalist.
4.You might be a right-winger, if you really think Fox News is “Fair and balanced.”
5.You might be a right-winger, if you think “Roe v Wade was wrongly decided.
6.You might be a right-winger, if you think that any opposing coverage of your view point is due to the media’s liberal bias.
7.You might be a right-winger, if the only negotiable instrument you want; can be packed inside a nuclear warhead.
8.You might be a right-winger if peace, apologizing, and negotiating, are signs of weakness.
9.You might be a right-winger if you support a federal constitution ban on gay-marriage.
10.You might be a right-winger if you think the Geneva Convention is for sissies.
11.You might be a right-winger, if you shout “Support the troops” unless it’s John Kerry, John Murtha or Max Cleland.
12.You might be a right-winger if you preach “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” but vilify the ones that do, by calling them a” community organizer or a racist” in a mocking manner.
13.You might be a right-winger if you think liberals and illegal immigrants are the root of everything evil and wrong in the United States.
14.You might be a right-winger if you believe the only unjustifiable shootings are the ones where the criminal suspect lives.
15.You might be a right-winger if you get really angry over the content in this post, and follow up with a line-by-line rebuttal.
Nothing wrong with being a right-winger because it just means you are a member of a right wing political party.
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What would be worse, being a right winger? Or having NO winger?
June 8, 2009 at 3:07 p.m.I've noticed some on here! they're sickening because they feel like the rest of us don't know any better! Thank God those types are out of the White House! Cheney is still out there talking trash! He needs to quit while he's ahead!
June 6, 2009 at 5:53 p.m.Politics + Money + Religion + Homosexuals = root of all evil
June 6, 2009 at 12:16 p.m.