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Today is a good day, people. I finally have scientific proof that Alice, the art student in my dorm whom I suspected of sleeping with my college boyfriend, is easy.

It seems a study conducted at the University of Sydney has discovered that arts students are...ahem...to put it in a family-friendly newspaper way, mucho sexually active.

True story. According to the Australian, the study found that female arts students were "younger, more likely to be sexually active and to report having little or no knowledge of chlamydia."

On the other side of the coin (and in the "No duh" scientific category), male science majors are likely to be virgins.

Now as for why the university felt such a need as to conduct this study, that's the real head-scratcher.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go call my ex and tear him a new one. The lousy, no good, cheating, son of...