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Study finds researchers need better things to do
By AprillBrandon in Pop Goes the Culture
February 7, 2008

Today, in "No Duh" pop culture news, a recent study found that U.S. music is filled with lyrics about sex, booze and drugs.

Rearry, Rooby Doo? It is? Ruh-Roh.

Good thing we got all those researchers spending all that precious time and money to let us know that Snoop Dog sure talks about smoking Mary Jane a whole heck of a lot.

Okay, moving on to other more pertinent pop culture news, it also seems Hannah Montana is still going as strong as ever, despite no one over the age 12 being able to figure out why. Britney Spears is still super mega nut job crazy and John Mayer is still pretentious.

Man, it's a slow day for pop culture. Maybe Lindsay Lohan will fall off the wagon soon and breath some life back into this blog. Until then, I'll leave you with these deep thoughts from my friend Mr. B who stopped to see me today (thanks, Mr. B):

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

And my personal favorite, A bartender is just a pharmacist with limited inventory.