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Toddlers with guns, drunken breastfeeding and cat-tossing criminals
By AprillBrandon in Pop Goes the Culture
January 6, 2009

Man, those New Year's resolutions must be making everyone a bit crazy this week. When scouring the Internet for a blog topic, I came across so many, I just simply couldn't choose.

So instead I decided to round 'em all up for your pleasure and for a nice self-esteem bolster. Your life may suck but at least you ain't these people.

A Connecticut woman is accused of taking her 3-week-old baby to a bar and then later breastfeeding the child while intoxicated. (Note to self: Call mom later and thank her for bottle feeding me).

A 4-year-old boy in Ohio grabbed a gun from the closet and shot his babysitter (Woo! Go Buckeyes!). Apparently the little rascal was angry when the babysitter, Nathan Beavers (seriously, that's his name) stepped on his foot.

A small town in Maine is currently weighing the pros and cons of opening up a topless coffee shop in town. Ah, man, can you imagine the scars from accidental spills? (Shudder).

A cat-tossing burglar was finally arrested in Georgia after he was caught on tape literally tossing a cat 20 feet in the air while robbing the Forestry Commission. And see this is why watch-cats will never be able to compete with watchdogs.

Now see, don't you feel better about yourself?