With this week being the Victoria Bach Festival, I have been running around like a mad person trying to cover everything. It's like the Olympics of the arts and entertainment beat.
As such, I've been going a bit nutty with being so busy, writing up to 3-4 stories a day. And when I go nutty, I like to drag everyone down with me. All week I've been yelling out bad Bach puns to the entire newsroom, earning me their lifelong hatred and contempt.
So, not wanting to leave any of you lovely readers out on this, I've decided to present to you my list of bad Bach puns that I and others in the newsroom have come up with. And feel free to add your own as well (I'm running out and I have yet to alienate all my co-workers...just the majority).
"Hey, did you guys bach up your files?"
"Bach off, it's all in good fun."
"After this, I'm going to get some Amber Bach and listen to 'Bach in Blach."
"Baby Got Bach"
"I'll be bach."
"Hey, if I get in a fight, do you got my bach?"
"I'm so busy, all my stories are bached up."
"I want to go bach to bed."
"I'm going to bach-slap you."
"That was a bach-handed comment."
"Oh, if only I could go bach to the future and this would all be over."
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Paula came home tonight and told me her afternoon turned into a de-BACH-le. She explained there was all sorts of confusion regarding asparagus for the Bach after-parties this week. I've learned it's best not to ask too many questions. I just bach out slowly from the room.
June 10, 2009 at 10:19 p.m.You're right, Grifter. It's bach to business as usual now.
June 10, 2009 at 6:22 p.m.Now that everyone has made your day you can get the bach off of here and get bach to work
June 10, 2009 at 2:47 p.m.LOL. Oh I needed a laugh this morning. You guys rock!
June 10, 2009 at 7:24 a.m.After readin' all this, I think my supper's comin' bach up.
June 10, 2009 at 12:12 a.m.Football team bach field: quarterbach, halfbach, fullbach and of course on the other side of the ball, line bachers
June 9, 2009 at 10:59 p.m.Too many bad bach jokes will cause a bachlash among posters.
June 9, 2009 at 10:56 p.m.The boat kept rolling bach and forth, bach and forth..... and now i feel sick.
June 9, 2009 at 10:55 p.m.Is that a bachless evening gown?
June 9, 2009 at 10:53 p.m.I'm bach in the saddle again..........
June 9, 2009 at 10:52 p.m.freethinker, best one so far!
June 9, 2009 at 10:08 p.m.Freethinker: That one, as dry and possibly lame as it was, made me laugh harder than perhaps I should have.
June 9, 2009 at 9:17 p.m.Do you know why Mozart killed all his chickens?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They kept saying Bach,Bach,Bach
June 9, 2009 at 9 p.m.IF only I could go Bach in time, before I read this blog!!!!
LOL
June 9, 2009 at 6:46 p.m.Joking aside: Does a classical sheep go, "Baaaaaach?"
June 9, 2009 at 6:40 p.m.I really disagree with this blog, Aprill. Don't you know bad puns will never be bach in style? (buh-dum-bump)
June 9, 2009 at 6:31 p.m.And one more from Mr. Tim Delany:
"I saw your bach-side."
June 9, 2009 at 5:05 p.m.