With this week being the Victoria Bach Festival, I have been running around like a mad person trying to cover everything. It's like the Olympics of the arts and entertainment beat.
As such, I've been going a bit nutty with being so busy, writing up to 3-4 stories a day. And when I go nutty, I like to drag everyone down with me. All week I've been yelling out bad Bach puns to the entire newsroom, earning me their lifelong hatred and contempt.
So, not wanting to leave any of you lovely readers out on this, I've decided to present to you my list of bad Bach puns that I and others in the newsroom have come up with. And feel free to add your own as well (I'm running out and I have yet to alienate all my co-workers...just the majority).
"Hey, did you guys bach up your files?"
"Bach off, it's all in good fun."
"After this, I'm going to get some Amber Bach and listen to 'Bach in Blach."
"Baby Got Bach"
"I'll be bach."
"Hey, if I get in a fight, do you got my bach?"
"I'm so busy, all my stories are bached up."
"I want to go bach to bed."
"I'm going to bach-slap you."
"That was a bach-handed comment."
"Oh, if only I could go bach to the future and this would all be over."
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