You know it's going to be a good Monday when the breaking news of the day includes a pseudo-celebrity getting allegedly beat up by a real celebrity and the world finds out about it on Twitter.
Yes, today in bizarro news, much criticized celebrity blogger Perez Hilton broke the news he was assaulted by Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas...on Twitter, according to this FOX News story.
Yes, in only 140 characters or less, Hilton broadcast he was bleeding and needed police Sunday night. I guess 911 calls are so 2000 and late.
Following his first tweet of "I was assaulted by Will.i.am...No joke," Hilton followed up with:
"Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them."
But the fun doesn't stop there, kids. Already, Will.i.am has posted a video response to Hilton's Twitter claims (I guess press releases and rep comments are so out as well) telling his side of the story (which includes Fergialious acting like a junior high messenger). According to the musician, Hilton was being rude and started calling him names, which is what led to the Boom, Boom, Pow scuffle later that night.
But wait! There's more! Then an "extremely emotional" Hilton responded to Will.i.am's response with something along the lines of "You know what you did, you big, mean, meanie you."
And then in another fun twist, supposedly the Peas' manager, Polo Molina, is the one who actually turned himself into the po-po for the assault.
Ah, technology. Improving the way celebrity feuds are ate up by the public since 1987.
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Perez Hilton(no relation to Paris) has written about celebrities for years. He is known for drawing pictures on different celebrities snorting coke or other things I am not going to put here. Look at his blog if you want to see that.Warning:not repsonsible for your reaction to looking at his site. He was a judge in the Miss USA pageant(why?) and asked Carrie Prejean what she thought about same sex marriage. It's a wonder that Perez Hilton has not been punched before this-maybe he has. It was Will I Am's manager that supposedly punched Perez. Sounds like a lawsuit to me.
June 24, 2009 at 4:15 a.m.what is the point of givint this poof more attention hell im in Australia and it was HEADLINE news what the hell is this workld coming to when some little poof getting punched is HEADLINE news
June 23, 2009 at 1:54 a.m.WWW, Perez Hilton made a name for himself by starting a blog where he talks about all the latest celebrity gossip. He's pretty controversial and at this point, I'd say yes, he's one of those people who is famous for being famous.
June 22, 2009 at 3:41 p.m.So, if I'm reading this right, some panty-waist got his come-uppance, yet he found enough time, strength and manual dexterity to type out a "tweet" and followed this up with another "tweet."
I'm with Grifter. He needs his butt kicked every day. I think Carrie Prejean could handle her. I mean him.
June 22, 2009 at 3:40 p.m.I give up. I know I'm old and not conversant with the new technologies, but WHAT is a "celebrity blogger?" Is this one of those people who are famous because they're famous?
June 22, 2009 at 2:51 p.m.APRILLLL: #1. HAPPY BELATED B'DAY. #2. 2 THUMS (SIC) UP ON YOUR PRESS AWARD. Those are always nice to get. Probably my last one was from the Louisiana Press Association (?). Because my work removed me from the area where the paper was located the sports ed. told me, "If you ever get back in this area call me. For now we're dropping your column." Several weeks later he called the house, "How can we get ahold of Abe? His "Outdoors w/ Abe" column was voted the best in the state for papers with circulation less than 50,000." #3, For this blog Who recorded, "AIN'T THAT A SHAME?" ..maybe Jerry Lee --marry your 13 y.o. cousin-- Lewis?
June 22, 2009 at 1:44 p.m.Perez Hilton should get his @$$ kicked daily just for being such a jack@$$ you take shots at people in your blog you had better be ready for any type of response verbal or physical. BTW nice job mixing so many song lyrics into your blog.
June 22, 2009 at 1:11 p.m.