•, funny letter & not too much to ask! ; )

    If he can't move her from the neighborhood, maybe he can smite her with Herpes or an extra 50 lbs or something else more permanent. j/k (maybe)

    December 16, 2010 at 7:01 p.m.

  • Dear Santa,

    Would you please ask the homewrecker who lives down the street from us (pretending to be sweet and innocent) to move from our neighborhood? I have been nice and understanding now for quite a while, but I've decided to ask you for your assistance. I've been very good this year...

    Thank you,
    Mrs. HadEnoughPatience (to last a lifetime)

    December 16, 2010 at 6:57 p.m.