And the latest Playboy centerfold is...Marge Simpson?
Don't have a cow, man, but America's most beloved blue-haired mother is baring it all and showing the world what the good Animator gave her.  Yes, Marge Simpson is on the cover of Playboy in honor of the 20th ...

Finally! Jim and Pam get hitched
It seems there are only two reactions to the long (very long...very, very long...Odysseus' journey home long) awaited wedding of "The Office" couple Jim and Pam. Basically, either you loved it or you wanted to poke your eyeballs out. Personally, ...

Saving the ta-tas and making cancer sexy
First off, let me begin by saying that if the following blog offends you, blame my co-worker Julian Cavazos. He brought this to my attention, knowing fully well I am unable to resist anything associated with the word "ta-tas." In ...

Holy hot pink convertible! Barbie scored her own movie!
She's had every job imaginable, save for one. But that's all about to be rectified. Barbie, that leggy blonde with the stiff joints we all know and love, is getting her own live-action movie. So take that, G.I. Joe. There ...

The pros and cons of weight loss surgeries
With obesity on the rise in the U.S., so are weight loss surgeries such as gastric bypass and lap band. According to a study by the University of Michigan Health System, "From 1996-2002, bariatric surgery increased seven-fold, tripling among youth." ...

Emmys are out of touch with TV viewers
First of all, does anyone even watch award shows anymore? I mean, besides catching the Oscars this year, which I only did because Wolverine was hosting them (and Momma loves her some Wolverine), I can honestly say I haven't watched ...

Forget Kanye & Taylor, the real battle is YouTube vs. Viacom
Regardless of whether or not you watched the VMA's last night, you probably already know what happened. You couldn't update a status or throw a tweet out there in cyberspace without being bombarded with messages such as: "OMG, can't believe ...

Oh PETA, PETA, PETA, when will you learn?
If they're not getting their panties in a wad over Pres. Obama killing a (*gasp*) fly, then it's asking the band Phish to change its name to Sea Kitten (I know, it's a head scratcher for me too). But now ...

Little Red Riding Hood in a gothic love triangle?
Why grandma, what big ironically-worn cross necklaces you have! Yes, just when you think Hollywood couldn't possibly remake, revamp, retell, re-imagine, re...well, you get the idea, Variety is reporting that H-town is now retelling the classic fairy tale "Little Red ...

New Victoria band debuts this weekend
For all you music-lovin' fools out there, a new band in town, Flashback, will be making their debut this Friday at Greek Bros. in El Campo. Composed of 11 unlikely bandmates, the members of Flashback range in age from 35 ...