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Daily Humor June 8, 2013

When my father was a car salesman, one of his best sales pitches promoted the superior brand of tires supplied as standard equipment. Even as someone took delivery of a new car, Dad would hand over the keys and say of the tires: "Guaranteed to give you miles of smiles." One day, a man returned to the dealership ten minutes after getting Dad's usual send-off. "You know those tires that are guaranteed to give miles of smiles?" asked the man. "Well, one of them just burst out laughing."

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