Is anyone still with me?
I was thinking about reviving this blog. Stay tuned...

You know how certain songs have memories attached to them?
Whenever I hear “Life in One Day” by Howard Jones, I am transported to my youth. I was about 10 years old when this song was blowing up on Casey Kasem’s “American Top 40.” One hot afternoon, my mother, my ...

Congratulations, Utah!
 You get the award for the ugliest license plate in the Union.

Not caving in
 Go ahead. Ask me if I watched the premiere of the sitcom "Caveman." ...To answer your question, no, I didn't. I refuse to do so. My intelligence has been insulted at the very idea that some marketing execs thought ...

Yay, I'm here!
Now, please excuse me. I have to go see if Mark Cuban gets to stay on "Dancing With the Stars."

An unlikely marketing hero
Have you seen this? It's an advertisement for Louis Vuitton designer handbags and accessories, and it features none other than former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev. This advertisement is a far cry from the painfully embarrassing Pizza Hut commercial in which ...

I found a whole garden while searching for "Rosebud"
I finally did it. I finally watched Citizen Kane. I had to find out what all the hype is about. I mean, after all, the American Film Institute says it's the best movie ever made. This time, I agree with ...

More apathy
Does anyone else besides me NOT care about soccer player David Beckham and his has-been wife, former Spice Girl (Posh) Victoria, moving to the United States? Wake me up when something more enthralling happens.

What, are we in England?
Head-on collisions. They happen to me every day. Although they usually don't occur at high speeds, they're sometimes painful. Why does this happen to me so often? Because I choose to walk on the right side of a walkway. When ...

i(Don'tCare)Phone
Steve Jobs, co-founder and CEO of Apple, is my boy. And I have much love for Macs and other Apple products. But $600 for a phone? When did it become necessary for me to listen to Jermaine Jackson's "Let Me ...