If the shoe doesn't fit...

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

...then I'm not going to try to squeeze into it. I think one of my readers, birddog, was correct. I need to stick to my original content: gripes. The celeb gossip thing isn't working out, as evinced by the dearth ...

Ummm....

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

Insert canned laughter here.

Oh, goody gumdrops

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

I'm greatly anticipating Gwen Stefani's guest appearance on American Idol tonight. It's just what our ears need: someone who can't sing teaching other people who can't sing to, well, not sing.

Confucius says

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

While in a supermarket recently, I saw a tabloid magazine cover (OK! Magazine, I think) featuring juxtaposed photos of Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson. The headline said something about Pamela giving advice to Britney. Yeah. That's exactly what Britney needs. ...

American I-Dull: The briefest recap ever

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

This week's American Idol leaves me, as is the norm these days, uninspired. And since I'm short on time today, I'm going to sum up each of the 11 remaining finalists' performances in one word, and one word only. Here ...

I just want to know...

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

...exactly how much airbrushing went into this photo, which is currently being displayed on Britney Spears' offical Web site. Who are they trying to kid? Even I am not that svelte at my paltry 115 pounds, and we know Britney ...

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By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

It's the hair. It's got to be the hair. And no, I'm not talking about the musical. I'm talking about the magical mystery of Sanjaya Malakar's plausible appeal among American Idol viewers... Ladies, quit voting for this boy's hair! Close ...

American I-Dull

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

Is it just me or is American Idol 6.0 a snoozefest? Last night’s show was, in a word, prosaic. My thoughts on our amazingly bland top 12 finalists… Melissa Doolittle: Yes, she can sing. Yes, her “little ole me?” attitude ...

The Scuttlebutt Shuffle

By kellirhea in Quixotic Quicksand

As you can see from dearth of recent posts, I've been lacking material with which to entertain you. As it turns out, this problem stems from my expenditure of what little intellect I have on my studies and my job. ...