I'm online a lot.
Forget tattoos. The day they figure out how to hook people up to computers I will be the first in line.
That being said, there are some things about the "online" that really grind my gears.
Like most, I am a Google groupie. Those random moments when I don't have wifi or battery life I live in fear that someone will ask me something really intriguing that I don't know and I won't be able to Google it!
Awkward attachments aside, Google can be weird sometimes.
In my endeavor to create a Google+ page for the Victoria Advocate, I was reprimanded and banished for violating the Google Name Policy.
"Indications of membership in professional, educational, societal or religious entities, such as "Dr.", "Rev." or “Professor” are not allowed in the first or last name fields."
Google doesn't care about your decade of schooling. Your real friends will know you are a doctor and if they don't, they're not your real friends.
Avoid unusual or unnecessary characters in your name. Violation examplex: John246 , XxxXShelleyXxxX, J@SON W@T$ON, ‘Rachel Smith/.
This rule I whole-heartedly encourage. It is a little discouraging that Google has to play mom though. You know when you have that shirt on that you know you grew out of three years ago and your mother divisively asks you what sort of image you are trying to create with that outfit? This rule is that mom question forcing you to reconsider what impression you are giving.
Your profile and name must represent you as an individual. Violation examples: Jones Family, Jeremy & Mel Mason, Vegas the Dog, Brooklyn Bagels.
Okay, okay, maybe I spoke too soon. It looks like Google is just trying to avoid the ever persistent fetus books or pet pages that appear on Facebook. As much as I love my dog, I'm pretty sure he doesn't need a Facebook page. I can barely keep him off Twitter.
Needless to say, Google gave me the boot because they didn't believe I was really Ms. Victoria Advocate. Which makes me wonder if Blue Ivy has to put up with these sort of regulations?
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