April is a fox. not a chupacabre. but she can chupa on me anytime.......Love ya babe! I think there is a chupacabre at my house april you should come investigate.

I think the Chuppie legend (or beast?) started in Puerto Rico. How that sucker swam all the way to Dewitt County is beyond me.
April: When you catch up to him, call INS. He/she may be an illegal alien. Oh wait. Puerto Rico is the US! Sorry.....

Hey now, I've cut down my makeup use to only three pounds a day. It's hard to just quit cold turkey, you know.

Did anyone else notice how much make-up April uses?  I think that she could be the Chupacabra in disguise.  It's a novel idea, the Chupacabra investigating the Chupacabra.  Just a thought.
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