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I do not smoke but I think this classic bit by Denis Leary says it best (note I censored parts of it for your readers) It's from 1993 but it still holds true:
"...He wants to make the warnings on the packs bigger. Yeah! He wants the whole front of the pack to be the warning. Like the problem is we just haven't noticed yet. Right? Like he's going to get his way and all of the sudden smokers around the world are going to be going, "Yeah, Bill, I've got some cigarettes.. HOLY S**T! These things are bad for you! S**t, I thought they were good for you! I thought they had Vitamin C in them and stuff!" You f******g dolt! Doesn't matter how big the warnings are. You could have cigarettes that were called 'The Warnings'. You could have cigarettes that come in a black pack, with a skull and a cross bone on the front, called 'Tumors' and smokers would be lined up around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands on these f*****g things! I bet you get a tumor as soon as you light up! Numm Numm Numm Numm Numm" Doesn't matter how big the warnings are or how much they cost. Keep raising the prices, we'll break into your houses to get the f*****g cigarettes, OK!? They're a drug, we're addicted, OK!? Numm Numm Numm Numm Numm *wheeze*"