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Today a reader came in to pick up some documents he left with us. While he was here, he shared a number joke with our administrative assistant Kathleen, who then passed it on to me.

What did 0 say to 8?

Give up?

"Nice belt."

That reminded me of another number joke I heard years ago.

"Why are people afraid of 7?"

"Because 7, 8, 9!"

Lame jokes are one of those things we love to laugh at while we groan. There are some we've all heard (A man walks into a bar and says "ow."), but there are always new ones being created.

So let's hear it, readers. Hit me with all the lamest of the lame jokes you've heard or made up and on Monday I will award my favorite with the title Champion of Lame. Let the jokes begin!