Curses! Foiled forever!

By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY

April 21, 1917: The Red Baron is killed by a dog.

Take me out of the ball game!!

By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY

April 17, 1869: First professional baseball game begins. April 17, 1872: First professional baseball game ends.

PSSSTT!!! Wanna see my dysentery?

By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY

April 4, 1581: Francis Drake completes his circumnavigation of the globe to much fanfare. It wasn't long, however, before people started to avoid the explorer after he began insisting on showing anyone his dysentery collection.

In which the cater gets parsed

By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY

On this day in sports history April 5, 1932: Walter "Wobbly" Williams wins the English men's Guhulong trials. In an exciting finish, Williams scores a record-breaking 5 double prots to go ahead of "Pungent" Pete Patterson by 3 tickerts. Patterson ...