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By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 19, 1939: 148 years later, Connecticut passes the Bill of Rights. The state realized only two days previously that the Revolution was over and the colonies won. Connecticut said that it was "too busy to keep up with the ...
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Everyone loves an hysterical man
By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 18, 1775: Paul Revere and William Dawes ride through the countryside warning that the "British are coming." Revere has more success than Dawes, who rode through towns, yelling "Oh dear God, they're going to kill us all!"
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By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 17, 1937: Warner Brothers debuts cartoon characters Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig. They would replace the more unpopular and frightening characters Buggering Bear, Creepy Loner Lou and Suspiciously Suggestive Snake To see less of Buggering Bear but ...
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I'm gonna have to get out my hip-waders pretty soon
By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 16, 1187 BC: Odysseus returns to Ithaca. After regaling Ithacans with his tales of daring and cunning, the audience responds by calling bullsh!t. Want to see more of Uncle History's bullsh!t? CLICK HERE
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By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 15, 1998: Cambodian dictator Pol Pot dies and the world becomes a better place. To see more Uncle History, go to www.unclehistory.com
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By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 14, 1961: Russia airs its first live television program. The show was called, "Simple and Downtrodden Agrarian Proletariat Become Wealthy Capitalists by Turn of Fate, Giving Them the Opportunity to Move into a Mansion Only to Disrupt the Lives ...
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The case of the sinister secret
By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 13, 1970: In a secret and sinister experiment, NASA proves that the number 13 sucks when Apollo 13's oxygen tank ruptures enroute to the moon on April 13. To see all of Uncle History's sinister secrets, CLICK HERE.
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Sgt. Richard M. Nixon, defender of the Earth
By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 12, 1961 Russian Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin becomes the first man in space. Confirming Western fears, Gagarin convinces the moon that it is being oppressed by Earth, leading to the spread of Communism throughout the solar system. In a bold ...
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Warning: Do not Google images of Japanese schoolgirls at work!
By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 11, 1868 In Japan, the Shogunate is eliminated and replaced by teenage girls in school uniforms, who shoot lasers from their hands and eyes. To see more of Uncle History, go to www.unclehistory.com
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Uncle History, it's not just for breakfast anymore
By unclehistory in UNCLE HISTORY
April 10, 879 Louis III becomes king of the Western Franks while next door, Jimmy I becomes king of the Eastern Beans. The two sides would war for years until the marraige of Prince Van and Princess De Camps, combining ...