COOL GRANNY IS A PRIVILEDGED CHARACTER???
Tomorrow we'll be honored by the visit with Cool Granny and hub. She gave me an idea for designing some items resembling (Jesus') cross shaped laminin molecules. Laminin is the stuff that holds our bodies together inside our skins. Visitors'll ...

TAKE YOUR DAM PROBLEMS ELSEWHERE
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's ...

THE BRAVE COWBOY
THE COWBOY A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills ...

TIRED OF POPUP FORD COMMERCIALS.
I realize the Advocate has to use all their space on here wisely. Did you ever consider what a pain in the posterior it is to us clumsy old cusses having these infernal Ford commercial pop-ups interfering with our attempts ...

Have you seen the new COWBOYS & OUTLAWS series on the history channel?
The story about the hired gun, TOM HORN, allegedly killing a 14 year old boy near Iron Mountain,(northwest of Cheyenne) Wyoming happened on my game warden district. In Horn's defense, Willie Nickles was riding his dad (a "nester" and purported ...

GRANNIE'S "DREAM CATCHER"
It was a nice change for our son's family to come to our place for turkey day. Our driving 700 miles to Plano and back is beginning to wear on us older folks. While they were here the 4 and ...