"RACCOONS WON'T CAUSE STRUCTURAL DAMAGE" BULL ONEY!!!
How’d you like to have a mad boar ‘coon fall through the ceiling and land in your lap? It’s possible. Besides tearing you up, it might bite and/or inflict painful damage on one of the kids or grandkids. Do y’all ...

A PET OWNERS TEN COMMANDMENTS.....
Folks: Rusty nearly posted the farce about Brutus the dog that WAS NOT a hero. However, this was gleaned from the story. Have you ever thought about this about pets? They can't do a lot of things for themselves and ...

HELP CAN'T ACCESS LINKS FROM BLOGS.
HELP: A recent FIREFOX download resulted in losing my INTERNET EXPLORER access. Now, any attempt to access a link from a blog here ends up with the only option being a Vicad listing only that blog it was taken from. ...

WHY TO PACK HEAT
HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS'N? Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 AM EST I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you ...

___________ is the color of my true love's hair.
1. Black,---------, ----------- is the ------------ of my true love’s ------------ 2. When----------- eyes -------smiling 12 He dances overhead on the ---------------, near my bed, In my sight, Through the night 13 I took one look at you, That’s all ...

WHAT'S THIS?
The walls of the SOUP & SAMMIES Cafe, Golden City, MO are covered with several interesting antiques. Want to guess what some of them are? #1.  #2.  #3.

HERE'RE THESE
#1. OH, ________________how I long to hear you, Away, you rolling river, Oh _____________, just to be near you. Away, we're bound away across the wide____________. #2. Mine eyes have seen the_________ of the coming of_____ ______. #3. A mighty__________is ...

IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE SPLIT ON US.
FROM THE ROARIN' 20'S May 18, 2009 #1. Oh ------------- how I long to hear you, Away, you rolling river, Oh -----------------, just to be near you Away, we’re bound away, across the ---------- -------------- #2. Mine __ have _the ...

HOW TO CORRECT A COUPLE OF THESE
Monday, May 18, 2009 OLDRUSTYBUCKET HI Y'ALL: It's too late to be fancyin' up this page tonight. Thanks for lookin'. Your input is always welcome here. Maybe this keyboard'll scratch out somethin' that'll ruffle your feathers from time to time, ...

THE GREATEST YARD SIGN
YARD SIGN: This sign has a big arrow pointing next door and says: My Next Door Neighbor Wants to BAN ALL GUNS. HIS HOUSE IS NOT ARMED, OUT of RESPECT for their opinions I PROMISE not to use MY GUNS ...

SHE GOT 99 YEARS
WE FOUND this news item at http://thegrey-beardloon.blogspot.com/. Among the outrageous claims this gal made in court during her fraud trial she claimed to be a fundamentalist Christian and doesn't drink. I wouldn 't slam an outhouse door as hard as ...

FROM THE ROARIN' 20'S
BLOG 05182009 #1. Oh ------------- how I long to hear you, Away, you rolling river, Oh -----------------, just to be near you Away, we’re bound away, across the ---------- -------------- #2. Mine ________ have _______the glory --------- the ----------- of ...

HOW MANY HAVE RECEIVED THIS RUSE?
This is partially the message received in my inbox. How many of the "just 20 winners" have you heard of having received this prize notification? For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential your claim is ...

WHEN MOLASSES GO TO A DOLLAR A SOP??? More,,,
The only time I ever heard this saying, it was attributed to east Texas. #1 Can someone enlighten me please? Have any of you ever heard it? In what context? #2.Where does the name BLACKSTRAP molasses come from? #3. Did ...

HERE'RE SOME MORE SONGS
#1. It must have been ------ -------, Way up on the blue, it must have been -------- ------- that led me straight to you #2. -------- ---------You saw me standing alone.....without a dream in my heart. Without a dream of ...

"THIS ORDER PUTS YOU IN THE (Rx) DONUT HOLE"
How many people have you heard of who're already in the medical prescription "DONUT HOLE"? For most people, (if memory serves correctly) their prescription policys stop paying any part of their prescription prices between the out-of-pocket costs (by both the ...

COMPLETE THESE LINES
COMPLETE THESE LINES #1. Swing low -------- ------------, comin’ for to -------- me ----------. Swing low -------- ------------, comin’ for to ------- me ----------. I looked across ------------ and what did I see ----------for to ---------- me -------- A band ...

COMPLETE THE LINES REV 1 LINE 4
#1. "..And surround the throne, We're ---------- -- ---------, we're ----------- -- ----------. Beautiful, beautiful ----------. #2. "-- ----------- ---------- and ---------------- All creatures ------------ ----- ------------- ---- ------------ -------- and ------------------- The Lord God ---------- -------- ------ #3. "When ...

MORE SONGS TO COMPLETE
#1. ON top of Old --------, all covered with snow, I lost a true lover for ------------ too slow. #2. Now you wake up in the morning, You hear the ding-dong ring. You go marching to the table, You see ...

1st Blackberry bloom
Hey, our first blackberry bloom of the year popped out yesterday. How many do you have at your place?

WHY DOES THIS WILLOW LEAN LIKE THAT? HERE'S WHY
This willow was planted with the trunk positioned vertically so why does it lean to the photo right and then start growing straight up again? REV. 1 We put the willow there because our washing machine drain stops there and ...