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HOW TO CORRECT A COUPLE OF THESE
By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
May 23, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009 OLDRUSTYBUCKET HI Y'ALL: It's too late to be fancyin' up this page tonight. Thanks for lookin'. Your input is always welcome here. Maybe this keyboard'll scratch out somethin' that'll ruffle your feathers from time to time, if so just wade right in. Do y'all like mystery pics or fill -- the blanks or NAME THAT TUNE? You're welcome to put your own quizzes on here. For starters, try this one, #1. I'm a -------- ------- dandy,...born on the-------- of ---------. #2. ----------- ------- how sweet the sound that----------a wretch-------- -------. #3. Correct this one: Hey diddle. the rat had a fiddle and tried to sing to the moon. Then the flopeared mutt howled at the possum's bloody jowels from lickin' a well sharpened spoon. #4. and this'n too: Rub-a-dub-dub three micks in a pub, who were these dolts got too drunk to "sea"? A whacker, and a knacker, and a fire bug. To fix 'em....just bust their jug.

5: On top of-------------all covered with cheese, I lost my poor ------- ------- when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and on to the floor, then my poor -------- ------- rolled out of the door. It rolled in to the garden and under a -----

Then my poor ------- ------ was nuthin but -------.

6. She'll be comin' ----------the-----------when she comes.

7. On a hill -----away stood an------ -------- ------.

8. What cartoons ended in "That's all folks"?

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  • AltonEaston AltonEaston Report a ViolationReport a Violation
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    t3Malk, thanks I just could not recall the clean version. I kept getting the dirty one in my head.

    Thanks Rusty, I needed something light hearted today.

    May 23, 2009 at 11:31 a.m.

  • t3hMalk t3hMalk Report a ViolationReport a Violation
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    I'll leave some alone for now for three reasons: I'm finally getting sleepy, some I don't remember completely or at all, and so that maybe some other people can try.

    1. I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy, . . . born on the Fourth of July.

    3. Hey, diddle, diddle! The cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such a sport and the dish ran away with the spoon.

    5. On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and onto the floor, then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden and under a bush. Then my poor meat ball was nothing but mush.

    6. She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes

    8. How can I ever forget Looney Tunes and Porky Pig's classic ending line?

    Ah, the nostalgia! Thanks for the post!

    May 23, 2009 at 3 a.m.