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Monday, May 18, 2009 OLDRUSTYBUCKET HI Y'ALL: It's too late to be fancyin' up this page tonight. Thanks for lookin'. Your input is always welcome here. Maybe this keyboard'll scratch out somethin' that'll ruffle your feathers from time to time, if so just wade right in. Do y'all like mystery pics or fill -- the blanks or NAME THAT TUNE? You're welcome to put your own quizzes on here. For starters, try this one, #1. I'm a -------- ------- dandy,...born on the-------- of ---------. #2. ----------- ------- how sweet the sound that----------a wretch-------- -------. #3. Correct this one: Hey diddle. the rat had a fiddle and tried to sing to the moon. Then the flopeared mutt howled at the possum's bloody jowels from lickin' a well sharpened spoon. #4. and this'n too: Rub-a-dub-dub three micks in a pub, who were these dolts got too drunk to "sea"? A whacker, and a knacker, and a fire bug. To fix 'em....just bust their jug.

5: On top of-------------all covered with cheese, I lost my poor ------- ------- when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table and on to the floor, then my poor -------- ------- rolled out of the door. It rolled in to the garden and under a -----

Then my poor ------- ------ was nuthin but -------.

6. She'll be comin' ----------the-----------when she comes.

7. On a hill -----away stood an------ -------- ------.

8. What cartoons ended in "That's all folks"?