Idle thoughts of a retiree's wandering mind during 2009:
....I planted some bird seed. Birds came up. Now I don't know what to feed them.
....I had amnesia once -- or twice.
....Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
....All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
....If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
....What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
....They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
....Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.
....One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
....My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
...I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
....The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
....How can there be self help "groups"?
....Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
....Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
....Hopefully I'll figure these out in 2010.
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LOL on a Sunday morning...or is it Tuesday?
January 10, 2010 at 8:13 a.m.