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Entries for April, 2011 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
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USED ADVOCATES SHOULD BE GOOD MULLET WRAPPERS
By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
Relax Chriis Cobler: A former coworker used to call a newspaper a mullet wrapper. One of my suppliers sent a box of rocks for cutting, shaping, polishing and wire wrapping. The slabs of rare red tigereye were protected in plastic ...
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By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
----- PUT ME IN CHARGE This was in the Waco Tribune Herald in Waco, TX on 11/18/10 Put me in charge of food stamps. No cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and ...
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IS THE EASTER BUNNY A RABBIT OR A HARE?
By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
As long as the eggs get delivered who cares? To find the answer go to enature.com.
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MIDDLE SCHOOL ASSISTANT FOOTBALL COACH FIRED FOR SONG
By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
Someone opined the guy'll make more off this future best selling country song than coaching football. There are links that give more details. Check this link https://mail.google.com/mail/?hl=en&shva=1#inbox/12f70d043b37f6d4 about an assistant football coach's song that got him fired by the middle ...
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By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
This email came today. Will YOU say this prayer? Simple but true.. Hi Lord, its me. We are getting older and things are getting bad here. Gas prices are too high, no jobs, food and heating costs too high. I ...
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How to keep the icing off the candles? REV. 1
By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
It took almost seven decades to figure out how to reduce the fire danger while keeping cake icing off the candles. How did we do it? POKED 'EM IN A WATERMELON
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By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
It was very agitating this morning to read about the Wal-Mart CEO in the Advocate. As one hillbilly put it, "Ain't no #$%@& worth $18.7 million a year. Nary a CEO nor any ballplayer, I don't kere how high 'e ...
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GANADO NEEDS THOUSANDS OF "SAIL TOADS"
By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
One guy reported having SAIL FROGS AND SAIL CATS when he was a kid. There are several SAIL CATS and SAIL SQUIRRELS around town but no SAIL TOADS. SAIL critters develop when their flattened carcasses have lain on a roadway ...
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DORM MOOCHES were no respecters of (a) person's pipe tobacco
By OLDRUSTYBUCKET1 in WHY ARE THEY IN THE POT?
Finding grounds in my coffee cup today evoked memories from over forty years ago. It was the “cool” thing to smoke a pipe at the time. The “last of the big spenders”, many of us really went all out buying ...