JOKE; ADULT LEARNING CENTER OFFERS REQUIRED CLASSES
WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE EMAIL. JUST ENJOY IT, OKAY? RUSTY ********* Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, August 31, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR ...

TAKS = Take A Kra_ Sensably? TEXTING?
FROM SUNDAY, AUGUST 9 ADVOCATE: #1.RUKIDDINGME: FMI,what do they change every year? Is it just a mandated effort to measure how much of a force fed subject can be regurgitated each year? Is it a COMMIE or EDUCATION NAZI plot ...

LET'S TRY THIS HERE, Y'ALL STILL WANT THESE?
In real estate they say, "LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION" so we'll put this here to see if we get anymore replies. FILL IN THE BLANKS #1. There’s a church in the valley by the ___________, No lovelier spot in the dale. ...

PUT MEMORIALS TO THE F.F. 19 AT ALL BORDER CROSSINGS--IN MEXICO
If the object is to prevent future such disasters, building a memorial where those 19 died would be an ineffective waste of time and money. Unless humongous billboards promote it, how many people will stop to view it? For them ...

THESE CONSTANTLY SLIDING DOWN & UP ADS MAY MAKE ME PUKE
We all know that advertising keeps news companies afloat. But, do the too rapidly running down and up half page jewels on this web site have to make us sick or drive us into straight jackets? Is Rusty the only ...

34 hospitalized after co-worker sprays perfume Investigators don't know what type was sprayed
MSNBC, under weird news, told 150 people were sickened when some gal didn't know when to stop spraying her perfume. Why do people apply so much SMELLUM other than to cover up severe B.O.? Are they extra hopeful (amorous), have ...

BLUE MARLIN HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO LIVE AS A COLETO ALLIGATOR
With all the stink raised about killing that Coleto Creek alligator last week, it wouldn't be much of a surprise for protests to be lodged about those big beautiful blue marlin killed in the name of Sport Fishing. The reason ...

LAST MINUTE ORDERS TO AFGHANISTAN REVOKED
Officer's orders to Afghanistan rescinded after his challenging Obama's authority to be president. Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook, a U.S. Army Reserve major from Florida, an engineer who told World Net Daily (WND) he wants to serve his country in Afghanistan, ...

HONEYMOON MENTORING OF NEWLYWEDS?
Do letters to the editor ever compel you to reply or send questions to the readers as well as to the author? This is a small excerpt from Wm. Paul Tasin's letter to the editor, July 12, 2009 entitled "Our ...

GUESS WHAT THIS BUSINESS WAS
Sign in an INDIANA store front window 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID, AND ALL THE ELITES OF CONGRESS, THE MASS MEDIA, AND HOLLYWOOD, THAN WITH ONE CONSERVATIVE AMERICAN!' WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS ...