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Life's too short to drink cheap beer!
"Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old" - Pink Floyd
@xring
Great LOTR quote, here's my favorite:
"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends" - Gandalf the Grey
You couldn't hit a mule in the a$$ with a bass fiddle!
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins
LOL Rebecca!
VBB, you need to have an "as" in your saying not an a....
And the one while driving....
" They'll stop, the don't want to get hit either."
Famous last words, along with "Watch this sh1t"
Here's some to add to the list:
"Slick as snot on a doorknob."
and my favorite from a relative: "Don't worry about a thing; ain't nothing gonna be alright."
add to it "in a brass bra" and you're really cold.
Colder than a witches t!t was one I learned when I first came to Texas
I've always found this one amusing: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
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July 3, 2010 at 9:01 a.m.Life's too short to drink cheap beer!
July 3, 2010 at 6:31 a.m.This comment was removed by the user.
July 3, 2010 at 2:35 a.m."Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old" - Pink Floyd
July 3, 2010 at 1:53 a.m.@xring
Great LOTR quote, here's my favorite:
"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends" - Gandalf the Grey
July 3, 2010 at 1:52 a.m.You couldn't hit a mule in the a$$ with a bass fiddle!
July 3, 2010 at 1:45 a.m."I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
July 2, 2010 at 7:52 p.m.Bilbo Baggins
LOL Rebecca!
July 2, 2010 at 7:47 p.m.VBB, you need to have an "as" in your saying not an a....
July 2, 2010 at 7:44 p.m.This comment was removed by the user.
July 2, 2010 at 7:23 p.m.And the one while driving....
" They'll stop, the don't want to get hit either."
Famous last words, along with "Watch this sh1t"
July 2, 2010 at 6:09 p.m.Here's some to add to the list:
"Slick as snot on a doorknob."
and my favorite from a relative: "Don't worry about a thing; ain't nothing gonna be alright."
July 2, 2010 at 5:44 p.m.add to it "in a brass bra" and you're really cold.
July 2, 2010 at 3:26 p.m.Colder than a witches t!t was one I learned when I first came to Texas
July 2, 2010 at 2:37 p.m.I've always found this one amusing: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
July 2, 2010 at 2:34 p.m.