Neighborhood thieves need to return cooler
July 29, 2013 at 2:29 a.m.
Editor, the Advocate:
To the little thieves in the neighborhood Thursday morning between 12:30 a.m. and 3:00 a.m: You stole two ice chests out of the back of my truck, a 2001 gray Dodge 1500 Quad cab 4x4. The first ice chest was a blue and white el-cheapo with old beer in it, which I hope you got sick off of, and the second was a Yeti Tundra 50, which I recently purchased and still have the receipt for. It had the remainder of an 18-pack of Bud Light, a couple of cokes, one fifth of Jim Beam Black Label and a jar of Southern Moonshine corn liquor in it. You even tried breaking into my truck. I noticed the fingerprints you left on the back sliding glass and the glass on the passenger side door. So did the Victoria Police Department. I also found the black and yellow Stanley box cutter that still has your fingerprints on it lying in the driveway under my truck. The Victoria Police Department has it now. I want my Yeti back. Thanks for making the Victoria Police Department's job much easier.
Dwain Boehl, Victoria