Sarcastic look at work of police, government

March 17, 2013 at 4 p.m.
Updated March 16, 2013 at 10:17 p.m.

Editor, the Advocate:

I have a message for the great citizens of Victoria. It has recently come to my attention that the local police here are nothing more than a bunch of dumb, redneck hillbillies who do nothing for this community but arrest, harass and imprison poor innocent people who buy and/or sell marijuana. That is all they do. So, the very next time you have a problem, do not call the police.

I have also learned just recently that you should not trust the government. The government is not a body of humans that tries to legislate laws to help us. The government is a secret agency that is plotting to blow us up with drones, search our houses for no reason, strip-search you at the airport for no reason, search your car for no reason and watch you with cameras for no reason. They are arresting innocent pot heads for no reason, and they are raiding drug houses for no reason. They pull you over for no reason, which has nothing to do with the fact that you are driving 55 miles an hour in a school zone. They are supplying weapons to Muslim terrorists for no reason. They are monitoring your Web activity for no reason. They blew up Waco for no reason. But who are they? I really do not know who they are. But, apparently, they cannot be trusted.

Is there any logic or reason to what I just wrote? In my opinion, the answer is no. No logic at all, whatsoever. The police are not here to serve you. No, they are here to harass you for no reason, right? Riiiiiiiiiiight. Have a nice day.

Matthew Hough, Victoria



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